CbsSportsline.com is holding a “Most Fierce NFL Mascot Competition” .  It is going to be one heck-of-a tough competition.  Judging by the picture, their are some fierce mamma jamma mascots in the NFL, grrrrrrrrrr.   Pittsburgh’s yellow doofus, Steely McBeam, has drawn New England Patriot mascot, Pat Patriot, in the first round of the AFC bracket.  WOW.  What an epic conundrum.  What the hell are we supposed to do now?  On one hand, we don’t care much to see Steely win anything.  On the other hand, we also have an intense inner desire to see all things Patriots smashed to little tiny bits, run through a meat grinder, peppered, smoked and aged, and then fed to feral cats.

We will, for the sake of posterity, provide you a link to vote. (Posterity and the fact that SMcS’s resident curmudgeon, Stinky, was interviewed for the contest).  Shameless, we know.  So, do you job and vote for the most fierce, or the fierciest, or the fiercier; however the hell you say it.

Vote: Steely McBeam vs. Pat Patriot

  “Pssssssst, where can I score some Oxycodone?”  Seems like New England Patriot’s O lineman, Nick Kaczur, can’t take the heat.  Kaczur was arrested in April for illegal possession of prescription pain killers.   According to a Boston Globe report , Kaczur cooperated with federal agents assigned to the case by….are you ready?…wearing a wire during a sting operation aimed at netting his alleged supplier.  Those Patriots and their high-tech shenanigans.  If it isn’t video cameras on the sidelines, it is a Mr. Microphone duct taped the the hulking chest of a beefy drug addicted lineman (umm allegedly).  Federal agent arrested Daniel Ekasala moments after an alleged drug transaction with Kaczur.  Kaczur responded to a Globe reporters questions of his involvement with the following PR vetted statement…..

I don’t know what you’re talking about, bro.I don’t know where this is coming from. I don’t know what you are talking about.”

–Patriot’s Nick Kaczur explaining himself (sort of)