So, if you watched the sloppy Boise State/Oregon game last night out of a gnawing need to see sort sort of football game that actually counts, then you basically saw LeGarrette Blount’s final game this season.  Seems LeGee (as we like to call him) decided to pull a Ronnie Artest and punch his way to feeling better about his team pitiful showing last night. Earlier in the week LeGee made himself a target with his comments about “owing Boise an ass whupping” after last years heartbreaking loss to the Broncos.

Goodnight, sweet LeGarrette, good night (you silly thug).

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UPDATE:  Legarrette Blount has been suspended for the rest fo the season by the University of Oregon and rookie head coach Chip Kelly.  There is great coverage here at ESPN.com

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So we came across this little YouTube gem this morning.  A Cincinnati Bengal fight rap!  A Who-Dey remix.  A jackpot of ear-bleeding and eyeball-bleaching comedy gold.  Added to the tubes on October 13th by YouTube user u0fltd, we have no idea how old this song actually is, but take particualar note that its best bragging rights is a screen shot of a 1995 Divisional Champions poster.  Spectacular.  If we were Benglas fans here at SMcS, we’d consider throwing out PC speakers in a landfill and taking up online chess.

Ohio is all sorts of weird, proof is here in this crazy-whiney Ballad of the Bengals, a 2006 revenge tear-jerker of a song that was somewhat off on its predictions sung (we use that word loosely) by Ryan Parker, the William Hung of NFL crooners.

As big endorsement dollars begin to roll in for America’s Olympic heros, we can’t help but wonder what advertising executive working on the Ortega account felt that “It makes my taco pop” was a great line for Shawn Johnson to ooze.  Maybe we just have sick minds over here at SMcS.

We have no idea what marble mouth the d-bag is actually saying here.  And as a tip, you should poop before you make your important PSA YouTube video.  Anyways, if you want to learn the secret to getting cheap tickets to Heinz Field, this guy tries to tell you.

Q: What is worse than a Cleveland Brown fan?

A:  A Cleveland Brown fan with a video camera and some dime store editing software.

For some reason, we get a kick out of video below.  Episode One of “The Stooler’s”, a Cleveland fan produced satirical look at the life of a family of Pittsburgh Steeler fans.   Sort of a Cleavers meets the Clampetts meets the Mansons.  Produced by a guy named technodawg.  We think he should go by Francis Turd Coppola. (note: we have no clue why Mr. Turd Coppola decided to use and apostrophe in “Stooler’s”, but we like his style)