As week one of the NFL season is getting ready to pop, we’d like to share our best bets for today. Wager at your own risk.
Bengals -4.5 over the Donks (4 stars out of 5)
The Broncos come into this game with a disgruntled star wideout in Brandon Marshall and a drunken, undersized should-be 3rd stringer at QB. In fact, Kyle Orton with either be sitting or worse yet playing with an injured finger. Should he sit, make way for Chris Simms. We’ll take a Cincinnati team with Crotcho Stinko, Pretty Boy Palmer, and a Cedric “needs to be more entertaining” Benson. This game will be close and not very interesting based on the mutual suckage of each contender. We see Cincy shining in the end and pulling out a 6-10 pt victory going away.
Dolphins and Falcons over 44.5 (4 stars our of 5)
We like Matt Ryan and the Falcons to start where they left off last year which means tons of action and plenty of scoring. Take a Miami wildcat offense on turf (and on grass with Ricky smoking it up in the backfield) and we’ll figure them to put at least 3 TDs on the board. We banking on this hitting the mid 30s by half and cruising to an over by early in the 4th.
Ravens -13 over the Chefs (3 stars out of 5)
KC comes into to hostile Baltimore without starting QB Matt Cassel and sans their all-start TE. Expect them to get chewed up, spit out and stepped on by the Ravens D. After last season’s impressive performance, we are true believers that a Baltimore team can score as well as hold opponents scoreless. This should be a woodshedding.
