More previews can be found on PSAMP.com Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

  CbsSportsline.com is holding a “Most Fierce NFL Mascot Competition” .  It is going to be one heck-of-a tough competition.  Judging by the picture, their are some fierce mamma jamma mascots in the NFL, grrrrrrrrrr.   Pittsburgh’s yellow doofus, Steely McBeam, has drawn New England Patriot mascot, Pat Patriot, in the first round of the AFC bracket.  WOW.  What an epic conundrum.  What the hell are we supposed to do now?  On one hand, we don’t care much to see Steely win anything.  On the other hand, we also have an intense inner desire to see all things Patriots smashed to little tiny bits, run through a meat grinder, peppered, smoked and aged, and then fed to feral cats.

We will, for the sake of posterity, provide you a link to vote. (Posterity and the fact that SMcS’s resident curmudgeon, Stinky, was interviewed for the contest).  Shameless, we know.  So, do you job and vote for the most fierce, or the fierciest, or the fiercier; however the hell you say it.

Vote: Steely McBeam vs. Pat Patriot

Q: What is worse than a Cleveland Brown fan?

A:  A Cleveland Brown fan with a video camera and some dime store editing software.

For some reason, we get a kick out of video below.  Episode One of “The Stooler’s”, a Cleveland fan produced satirical look at the life of a family of Pittsburgh Steeler fans.   Sort of a Cleavers meets the Clampetts meets the Mansons.  Produced by a guy named technodawg.  We think he should go by Francis Turd Coppola. (note: we have no clue why Mr. Turd Coppola decided to use and apostrophe in “Stooler’s”, but we like his style)