We here at SMcS scour the internets and all that they have to offer in the way of fan-fueled NFL commentary and serve it up to you on a platter (translation:  we love to read smack talk and armchair quarterback blather). We found this gem in the Comments Section of a Deadspin.com.

“Oh yeah, Big Ben stopped a woman’s car with his face. Top that. “

– Deadspin commentor Sid Bream Was Out pishawing a story about Tony Romo stopping in a parking lot Sunday night to help a stranded couple fix a flat tire.

and for the record…we don’t believe Romo stopped to help anyone and we also were at the 1992 NLCS Game 7 and can confirm Sid Bream was safe, although he just made it to home plate about a week ago.

“If you are going to date me, you are going to have to put up with some things. And one of the things was farting under the sheets. That makes you man enough.”.

–Jessica Simpson talking about her style of foreplay

So, Jesse honks in the sheets and Tony craps his dress in the playoffs.

In related news we now know the answer to Who Pooted?

To watch the interview and hear more about Jessica’s ass trumpet click here

Chestica Simpson and The Dallas Cryboy’s QB Tony Romo seem to have left a little silent-but-deadly present for the crowd.  We at SMcS didn’t even know they were still fake dating. The grin on her face makes her the odds on culprit.  At least the tall dude got his head turned in time. His greasy buddy; no so lucky.