Wade Phillips (eating Quiznos sandwich):  So, Tony, you ready to get out there and wing that ball for the Cowboys again?

Tony Romo:  Sure thing coach.  I feel great.  You’d hardly know I was ever hurt.  I was even hit Jess with the ol’ shocker this weekend.

 T.O.:  Awesome, now we’ll get some “me” back in the team.  You know if you don’t throw me the ball every play I’ll cut you in your sleep?

 Tony Romo:  Coach, my pinky hurts.

Wade Phillips:  Dag nabbit.

And Scene.

Reports out of Big-D are that Tony Romo broke the pinky on his throwing hand and will be sidelined for 4 weeks.  Not only did Dallas lose in stunningly bad fashion yesterday (the old blocked punt touchdown in overtime), but a Romo-less Cryboy team is sure to losse ground in the tough NFC East.  So for now the Dallas motto is “Two In the Pink”.

in related news Jessica Simpson is frantically asking around for Matt Ryan’s phone number.

We here at SMcS scour the internets and all that they have to offer in the way of fan-fueled NFL commentary and serve it up to you on a platter (translation:  we love to read smack talk and armchair quarterback blather). We found this gem in the Comments Section of a Deadspin.com.

“Oh yeah, Big Ben stopped a woman’s car with his face. Top that. “

– Deadspin commentor Sid Bream Was Out pishawing a story about Tony Romo stopping in a parking lot Sunday night to help a stranded couple fix a flat tire.

and for the record…we don’t believe Romo stopped to help anyone and we also were at the 1992 NLCS Game 7 and can confirm Sid Bream was safe, although he just made it to home plate about a week ago.

“If you are going to date me, you are going to have to put up with some things. And one of the things was farting under the sheets. That makes you man enough.”.

–Jessica Simpson talking about her style of foreplay

So, Jesse honks in the sheets and Tony craps his dress in the playoffs.

In related news we now know the answer to Who Pooted?

To watch the interview and hear more about Jessica’s ass trumpet click here

The NFL’s poster child of emotion and athleticism, Terrell Owens, signed a new 4-year deal with the beloved Dallas Cowboys.   Mr. Sensitive will reportedly rake in $34 Million over the new contract.  clicky here .  Owens lovers and Owens haters can only see this as a good day, 4 more years (hopefully) to continue arguing about his physical presence and team value.  Actually it is a bit of a relief, we didn’t want TO to have to resort to hucking and posturing for the porn industry to make ends meet.

Chestica Simpson and The Dallas Cryboy’s QB Tony Romo seem to have left a little silent-but-deadly present for the crowd.  We at SMcS didn’t even know they were still fake dating. The grin on her face makes her the odds on culprit.  At least the tall dude got his head turned in time. His greasy buddy; no so lucky.