Wade Phillips (eating Quiznos sandwich): So, Tony, you ready to get out there and wing that ball for the Cowboys again?
Tony Romo: Sure thing coach. I feel great. You’d hardly know I was ever hurt. I was even hit Jess with the ol’ shocker this weekend.
T.O.: Awesome, now we’ll get some “me” back in the team. You know if you don’t throw me the ball every play I’ll cut you in your sleep?
Tony Romo: Coach, my pinky hurts.
Wade Phillips: Dag nabbit.
And Scene.






















