“I’ve only told three or four people about it. I feel it’s time to share things. I’m on the biggest stage, everybody’s going to be watching. I’m pretty sure some kids can get a feel for changing their lives and not doing those type of things, and can get an opportunity to get out of the ghetto, the ‘hood, to be successful.”

–Pittsburgh Steeler wide out, Sansmokio Holmes, admitting he sold drugs when he was younger AND explaining that now is a good time to learn the chidrens on how to succeed.

Umm, how do we put this delicately……STFU Sansmokio. How about we let those citizens that DON’T have pictures of themselves and their huge penis on the internet and don’t have pending drug convictions be role models to the children of America. You need to just shut your cakehole and catch footballs. Got it, bubbie?